The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always complain about being passed by a bus. but when i do, I'm 30 feet from the stop walking the opposite direction.

I don't always complain about being passed by a bus. but when i do, I'm 30 feet from the stop walking the opposite direction.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always play words with friends but when I do, I'm taking a giant shit

i don't always play words with friends but when I do, I'm taking a giant shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always drink beer to say that would be a lie

i don't always drink beer to say that would be a lie  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always floss But when i do, it's because I ate corn on the cob

I don't always floss But when i do, it's because I ate corn on the cob  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Am Not Always Negative But When I Am, Not Even Light Can Escape

I Am Not Always Negative But When I Am, Not Even Light Can Escape  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use emoticons but when I do, i'm trying to get laid

I don't always use emoticons but when I do, i'm trying to get laid  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always type my password in correctly on the first try But when I do, I'm fucking surprised

I don't always type my password in correctly on the first try But when I do, I'm fucking surprised  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always bathe... ...but when i do i use dirty girl soaps...stay dirty, my friends.

I don't always bathe... ...but when i do i use dirty girl soaps...stay dirty, my friends.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always capture Liam Neeson's family But when i do, I crash my mercedes into a train

I dont always capture Liam Neeson's family But when i do, I crash my mercedes into a train  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to Science fiction cons ...but when I do, I only go to outside con

I don't always go to Science fiction cons ...but when I do, I only go to outside con  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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