The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive the speed limit on the freeway, but when I do it's because there's a cop driving next to me.

I don't always drive the speed limit on the freeway, but when I do it's because there's a cop driving next to me.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't post a link very often but when I do no one notices.

I don't post a link very often but when I do no one notices.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always order a McDouble with no onions but when I do, it comes with fucking onions

I don't always order a McDouble with no onions but when I do, it comes with fucking onions  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE CULTURAL REFERENCES BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE FROM TWENTY YEAR OLD COMMERICALS

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE CULTURAL REFERENCES BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE FROM TWENTY YEAR OLD COMMERICALS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always act like a man but when I do, I show my penis

I don't always act like a man but when I do, I show my penis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat a banana but when I do, it looks like i'm deepthroating it.

I don't always eat a banana but when I do, it looks like i'm deepthroating it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always notice my wife chewing with her mouth open but when I do, it's when I'm already annoyed with her and it then only deepens my annoyance.

I don't always notice my wife chewing with her mouth open but when I do, it's when I'm already annoyed with her and it then only deepens my annoyance.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a huge zit on my forehead but when i do, it's right before I have an important picture taken

I don't always get a huge zit on my forehead but when i do, it's right before I have an important picture taken  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide today is the day I get off my ass and exercise but when I do, I eat a boston creme with a dr.pepper for breakfast

I don't always decide today is the day I get off my ass and exercise but when I do, I eat a boston creme with a dr.pepper for breakfast  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Looks at his 65 year old wife and says I would appreciate it if you would Reddit so I don't have to explain everything.

Looks at his 65 year old wife and says I would appreciate it if you would Reddit so I don't have to explain everything.   The Most Interesting Man In The World
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