The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make love on the first date But I damn well try

I don't always make love on the first date But I damn well try  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't always rape cats But when I do, I make sure its sooty first

I Don't always rape cats But when I do, I make sure its sooty first  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always say things about myself But when I do, I mention knife fighting

I don't always say things about myself But when I do, I mention knife fighting  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shave my beard But when I do, it grows back twice as fast

I don't always shave my beard But when I do, it grows back twice as fast
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I won't normally drink ghetto drank But when I do, It's SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR BITCHES!!!!

I won't normally drink ghetto drank But when I do, It's SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR BITCHES!!!!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ANAL SEX BUT WHEN I DO, ITS ASS TO MOUTH

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ANAL SEX BUT WHEN I DO, ITS ASS TO MOUTH  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always drink piss But when I do, I drink my own piss. survive my friends

i don't always drink piss But when I do, I drink my own piss. survive my friends  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer and smoke But when I do, I'm alone waiting for my phone to ring :'(

I don't always drink beer and smoke But when I do, I'm alone waiting for my phone to ring :'(  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always appear in photos but when i do, it becomes a meme

i don't always appear in photos but when i do, it becomes a meme  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS FUCK AROUND But when I do, I DONT FUCK AROUND

I DON'T ALWAYS FUCK AROUND But when I do, I DONT FUCK AROUND  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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