The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually call people smart but when I do, they're fucking brilliant

I don't usually call people smart but when I do, they're fucking brilliant  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give Jordan my tests but when i do, a starving child in Africa gets AIDS

I don't always give Jordan my tests but when i do, a starving child in Africa gets AIDS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see my long distance lover but when I do, my face resembles pepperoni pizza

I don't always see my long distance lover but when I do, my face resembles pepperoni pizza  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always want to kill someone but when I do, it's that bitch lilo

I don't always want to kill someone but when I do, it's that bitch lilo  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always brush my teeth in the evening but when i do i am trying to avoid my parents noticing funky weed breath in my mouth.

I don't always brush my teeth in the evening but when i do i am trying to avoid my parents noticing funky weed breath in my mouth.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always vote for KUCSC President but when I do, I vote for Dave

I don't always vote for KUCSC President but when I do, I vote for Dave  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fall asleep while texting but when I do, it's when Christopher is trying to text me

I don't always fall asleep while texting  but when I do, it's when Christopher is trying to text me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have birthdays but when I do, I get 4 years older instead of 1

I don't always have birthdays but when I do, I get 4 years older instead of 1  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do my own shopping but when I do, I shop the habitat home re-store.

I don't always 
do my own shopping but when I do, I shop the habitat home re-store.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to hockey games but when I do, I win the pizza

I don't always go to hockey games but when I do, I win the pizza  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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