The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make fajitas, but when I do I grossly overestimate their capacity

I don't always make fajitas, but when I do I grossly overestimate their capacity  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to college but when i do, im a trans major

I don't always go to college but when i do, im a trans major  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive in sunglasses but when i do i spend a large portion of time staring at the reflection of my eyeball

I don't always drive in sunglasses but when i do i spend a large portion of time staring at the reflection of my eyeball  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget my smartphone to go to the bathroom but when I do, it's the longest shit i've taken

I don't always forget my smartphone to go to the bathroom but when I do, it's the longest shit i've taken  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always open the door for my guy friends but when I do, I say ladies first

I don't always open the door for my guy friends but when I do, I say ladies first  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get sudden diarrhea But when I do, I'm stuck in traffic in my car

I don't always get sudden diarrhea But when I do, I'm stuck in traffic in my car   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always intensely etymological but when I am I disagree consecutively

I'm not always intensely etymological but when I am 
I disagree consecutively  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i DON'T ALWAYS HOLD OPEN DOORS FOR HOT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, ITS FOR AN awkwardly LONG amount of time

i DON'T ALWAYS HOLD OPEN DOORS FOR HOT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, ITS FOR AN awkwardly  LONG amount of time  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i always drink beer

i always drink beer  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always run as a city rep for fresh in the vusu elections but when i do, it's because jon barlow offered to buy me lunch for a week

i don't always run as a city rep for fresh in the vusu elections but when i do, it's because jon barlow offered to buy me lunch for a week
  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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