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i don't always wear a condom. but when I do, you don't get my herpes.

i don't always wear a condom. but when I do, you don't get my herpes.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide to get high and try and post but when I do, I forgot how much i love cloverfield

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I don't always drink Jack Daniels, but when I do, I either shit myself or vomit.

I don't always drink Jack Daniels, but when I do, I either shit myself or vomit.

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up 10 minutes before my alarm but when I do, i get half way to work before i realize i have the day off

I don't always wake up 10 minutes before my alarm but when I do, i get half way to work before i realize i have the day off   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY LOL but when i do, i lose.

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We don't always fuck it but when we do, we do it live

We don't always
fuck it
 but when we do, 
we do it live  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always disown my friends and family but when I do, it's because they like Nickelback.

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I don't always crosspost from reddit but when I do, all of my friends think I'm clever and original

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I don't always floss But when I do, my gums never bleed.

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