The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always rage for 3 days but when I do, I take a 5-hour energy shot

I don't always rage for 3 days but when I do, I take a 5-hour energy shot  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always walk across Warwick but when I do, I completely ignore the stop light

I don't always walk across Warwick but when I do, I completely ignore the stop light  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to Esker but when I do, I get explosive diarrhea

I don't always go to Esker but when I do, I get explosive diarrhea  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get nasty at UIC but when I do, it's with AST

I don't always get nasty at UIC but when I do, it's with AST  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always projectile vomit but when I do, its thanks to Hawkeye vodka

I don't always projectile vomit but when I do, its thanks to Hawkeye vodka  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always root for Duke but when I do, they are playing UNC

I don't always root for Duke but when I do, they are playing UNC  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always major at Cal Poly but when I do I major journalism, there are hardly any guys in the classes

I don't always major at Cal Poly but when I do I major journalism, there are hardly any guys  in the classes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat chips while watching TV but when I do, I CAN'T HEAR SHIT!

I don't always eat chips while watching TV but when I do,        I CAN'T HEAR SHIT!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always write papers about alcohol in nursing school but when I do, I have to be drinking.

I don't always write papers about alcohol in nursing school but when I do, I have to be drinking.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get roofied but when I do, it happens at SAE

I don't always get roofied but when I do, it happens at SAE  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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