The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to strip clubs But when i do, I tip with $2 bills

I don't always go to strip clubs But when i do, I tip with $2 bills  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often vote for the Loser but when i do, i don't whine about the election results like a little girl.

I don't often vote for the Loser but when i do, i don't whine about the election results like a little girl.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always go over to a friend's house but when i do, i remember to clog their toilet

i don't always go over to a friend's house but when i do, i remember to clog their toilet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat teddy grahams but when i do, I decapitate and dismember each one

I don't always eat teddy grahams but when i do, I decapitate and dismember each one  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the doctor But when i do, I always make sure to collect a co-pay.

I don't always go to the doctor But when i do, I always make sure to collect a co-pay.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always comment on reddit but when I do I seem like a complete jackass

I don't always comment on reddit but when I do I seem like a complete jackass  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always open my beer in a unique way but when I do, i make sure other people are watching

I don't always open my beer in a unique way but when I do, i make sure other people are watching  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spill my morning coffee on myself but when i do it looks like i pissed myself for the rest of the day

I don't always spill my morning coffee on myself but when i do it looks like i pissed myself for the rest of the day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget to check the font size But when I do It's too late

I don't always forget to check the font size But when I do It's too late  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look directly into the sun but when I do, it's because I have to sneeze

I don't always look directly into the sun but when I do, it's because I have to sneeze  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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