The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lose fantasy football, but when I do it's in the most painful way possible

I don't always lose fantasy football, but when I do it's in the most painful way possible  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lie to my mom but when I do, it's when she asks if I drink at college

I don't always lie to my mom but when I do, it's when she asks if I drink at college  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pick up Buffalo's Defense but when I do, they score 40 Points.

I don't always pick up Buffalo's Defense  but when I do, they score 40 Points.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always log into facebook on someone else's computer... but when I do, I always forget to log out!

I don't always log into facebook on someone else's computer... but when I do, I always forget to log out!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I am not always affected by gravity but when I am, dan is usually around.

I am not always affected by gravity but when I am, dan is usually around.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart in public places, but when I do, I prefer peoples mouths to be open.

I don't always fart in public places, but when I do, I prefer peoples mouths to be open.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lay my right elbow on the table but when I do, I subtly reveal my luxury wristwatch

I don't always lay my right elbow on the table but when I do, I subtly reveal my luxury wristwatch  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always advertise But when i do, it's because it's fucking useful!

I don't always advertise But when i do, it's because it's fucking useful!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Some people think im bonkers, But i just think im free.

Some people think im bonkers, But i just think im free.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take baths, but when I do, my junk is left exposed to open air.

I don't always take baths, but when I do, my junk is left exposed to open air.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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