The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always floss but when i do, it's because there is a piece of food lodged between my teeth

I don't always floss but when i do, it's because there is a piece of food lodged between my teeth  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always write in textbooks but when i do, I correct their grammar

I don't always write in textbooks but when i do, 
I correct their grammar  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always weigh myself But when I do, it's before and after I take a dump

I don't always weigh myself But when I do, it's before and after I take a dump  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go the Olympic Stadium on LSD, but when i do I see Queens jumping out of helicopters with james bond.

I don't always go the Olympic Stadium on LSD, but when i do I see Queens jumping out of helicopters with james bond.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS check r/new BUT WHEN I DO I just posted something and am checking it's progress

I DON'T ALWAYS check r/new BUT WHEN I DO I just posted something and am checking it's progress  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on facebook but when I do, I brag about my alcohol consumption.

I don't always post on facebook but when I do, I brag about my alcohol consumption.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always have facebook notifications But when i do, it's from people i don't talk to inviting me to an app i'll never use Caption 3 goes here

i don't always have facebook notifications But when i do, it's from people i don't talk to inviting me to an app i'll never use Caption 3 goes here  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat Shreddies But when i do i smother them in brown sugar

I don't always eat Shreddies But when i do i smother them in brown sugar  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always contradict myself but when I do, I don't.

I don't always contradict myself but when I do, I don't.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always deal cocaine, but when I do, I like to get high on my own supply.

I don't always deal cocaine, but when I do, I like to get high on my own supply.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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