The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get mad but when I do, i beat a mother fucker with another mother fucker

I don't always get mad but when I do, i beat a mother fucker with another mother fucker  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually support teams I know nothing about but when I do, it's because the goalkeeper takes balls to the face for his team.

I don't usually support teams I know nothing about but when I do, it's because the goalkeeper takes balls to the face for his team.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Founded a Startup forgets what public holidays are!

Founded a Startup forgets what public holidays are!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get downvotes but when I do it's because I said something about gun control.

I don't always get downvotes but when I do it's because I said something about gun control.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get recognized by an old acquaintance who says hello but when I do, I have no fucking clue who they are

I don't always get recognized by an old acquaintance who says hello but when I do,
I have no fucking clue who they are  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the Doctor but when I do, I shut the door and twirl around in the doctor's chair like I'm 4 years old

I don't always go to the Doctor but when I do, I shut the door and twirl around in the doctor's chair like I'm 4 years old  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always suck dick but when I do, it's my own

I don't always suck dick but when I do, it's my own  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always thank my law enforcement But when I do, I let every single officer involved tell me how they couldn't be prouder

I don't always thank my law enforcement But when I do, I let every single officer involved tell me how they couldn't be prouder  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to pee right after sex but when I do, it ends up all over the bathroom

I don't always have to pee right after sex but when I do, it ends up all over the bathroom  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give case studies for homework But when I do, I make them look like the Scramble game from the Sunday paper

I don't always give case studies for homework But when I do, I make them look like the Scramble game from the Sunday paper  The Most Interesting Man In The World
Like us for More!