The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cry but when I do, it's to impress a girl

I don't always cry but when I do, it's to impress a girl  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stay up but when I do, I cash in my bad luck.

I don't always stay up but when I do, I cash in my bad luck.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always get violently ill but when I do, it's the beginning of finals week

i don't always get violently ill but when I do, it's the beginning of finals week   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always knows what i'm doing But when i do, it's because i googled it

I don't always knows what i'm doing But when i do, it's because i googled it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always carry condoms but when I do I carry six!

I don't always carry condoms but when I do I carry six!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look at my dogs ass But when i do, it's when someone puts a pic of Jesus on their dog's ass

I don't always look at my dogs ass But when i do, it's when someone puts a pic of Jesus on their dog's ass  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always launch a rocket but when I do, I shoot it right over Okinawa

I don't always launch a rocket but when I do, I shoot it right over Okinawa  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always exercise but when I do i imagine crowds of people cheering me on

I don't always exercise but when I do i imagine crowds of people cheering me on  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spoon with my girlfriend but when I do, i want to chop off my bottom arm

I don't always spoon with my girlfriend but when I do, i want to chop off my bottom arm  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use google maps But when i do, I get distracted by zooming way out and looking at the whole earth

I don't always use google maps But when i do, I get distracted by zooming way out and looking at the whole earth  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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