The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to stand and wait for the elevator... but when I do, i block the way for everyone getting out.

I don't always have to stand and wait for the elevator... but when I do, i block the way for everyone getting out.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have my cinnabread delivered but when I do, they forget the fucking frosting

I don't always have my cinnabread delivered but when I do, they forget the fucking frosting  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ponder the greater meaning of life But when I do, I'm high as FUCK

I don't always ponder the greater meaning of life But when I do, I'm high as FUCK  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always beat my girlfriend But when I do, we just passed a Volkswagen dealership

I don't always beat my girlfriend But when I do, we just passed a Volkswagen dealership  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get scarred by something on the internet But when i do, I make sure all my friends get scarred by it as well.

I don't always get scarred by something on the internet But when i do, I make sure all my friends get scarred by it as well.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always browse Reddit logged out But when I do, I try to upvote every link.

I don't always browse Reddit logged out But when I do, I try to upvote every link.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have an erection for more than four hours but when I do, it had nothing to do with viagra

I don't always have an erection for more than four hours but when I do, it had nothing to do with viagra  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go through peoples phones but when I do, I check for nudes

I don't always go through peoples phones but when I do, I check for nudes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look at "Shit Brix" pics but when I do, I always count fingers first

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I Don't always make tee shirts for students but when I do, they get cut by the Patriots

I Don't always make tee shirts for students but when I do, they get cut by the Patriots  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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