The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use the bathroom scale but when I do, its before and after i poop

I don't always use the bathroom scale but when I do, its before and after i poop  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check google+ but when I do,I leave immediately after.

I don't always check google+ but when I do,I leave immediately after.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont usually hate people, but when I do they're niggers.

i dont usually hate people,  but when I do they're niggers.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always put skins on my iDevice but when I do, I use @iCarbonsdotcom

I don't always put skins on my iDevice but when I do, 
I use @iCarbonsdotcom  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get comment karma but when I do it's because I said 'Tom Cruise'

I don't always get comment karma but when I do it's because I said 'Tom Cruise'  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feel fresh and ready to start my day at 7 am but when I do, it's because I haven't slept and I'm on speed

I don't always feel fresh and ready to start my day at 7 am but when I do, it's because I haven't slept and I'm on speed  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always judge someone but when I do, it's because they took the elevator to the 2nd floor of gage.

i don't always judge someone but when I do, it's because they took the elevator to the 2nd floor of gage.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take a dump But when i do, I leave the door wide open

I don't always take a dump But when i do, I leave the door wide open  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always dip snuff but when i do i prefer copenhagen

i dont always dip snuff but when i do i prefer copenhagen  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always on television but when I am, I look just like the guy from the Men's Wearhouse commercial.

I'm not always on television but when I am, I look just like the guy from the Men's Wearhouse commercial.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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