The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always drunk, but when I am... I vote Republican.

I'm not always drunk, but when I am... I vote Republican.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer but when i do, i beat my children

I don't always drink beer but when i do, i beat my children  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use an alias but when i do, I use Chuck Norris

I don't always use an alias but when i do, I use Chuck Norris  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Don't Make me stick this bottle up your ass!

Don't Make me stick this bottle up your ass!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always clean up tickets But when I do, f*ck yeah!!

I don't always clean up tickets But when I do, f*ck yeah!!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a birthday But when I do, I prefer awesome

I don't always have a birthday But when I do, I prefer awesome  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pee in a bottle But when I do, i prefer dos equis

I don't always pee in a bottle But when I do, i prefer dos equis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shut out But when I do, I lose to Barney and Mike

I don't always shut out But when I do, I lose to Barney and Mike  The Most Interesting Man In The World

He listened to more bluegrass than there is grass.

He listened to more bluegrass than there is grass.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always win at pictionary just kidding. yes i do

I don't always win at pictionary just kidding. yes i do  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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