The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always miss a week of work but when i do it's Shark Week

I don't always miss a week of work but when i do it's Shark Week  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear swishy track pants but when i do, I sound like metal mario

I don't always wear swishy track pants but when i do, I sound like metal mario  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always criticize the president But when i do, it has nothing to do with his birthplace, religion or socialism

I don't always criticize the president But when i do, it has  nothing to do with his birthplace, religion or socialism  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always speak Spanish But when in America. Should'nt have to. Support SB1070

I don't always speak Spanish But when in America. Should'nt have to. Support SB1070  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get through to my girlfriend's voicemail But when i do, she's having an affair, or is dead

I don't always get through to my girlfriend's voicemail
 But when i do, she's having an affair, or is dead  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear house shoes when i'm out in public But when i do, i know that everyone is fucking jealous

I don't always wear house shoes when i'm out in public But when i do, i know that everyone is fucking jealous  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play SongPop But when i do, I forget every single song I've ever heard. Ever.

I don't always play SongPop But when i do, I forget every single song I've ever heard.  Ever.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always update my Facebook status But when i do, it because i want to tell the world, i hangout with my old friends all night long...

I don't always update my Facebook status But when i do, it because i want to tell the world, i hangout with my old friends all night long...  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always where a respirator when working in a harmful environment but when I do I feel like a crystal meth cook

I don't always where a respirator when working in a harmful environment but when I do I feel like a crystal meth cook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart on a crowded train But when i do, I do it next to a homeless looking person so he gets blamed for it

I don't always fart on a crowded train But when i do, I do it next to a homeless looking person so he gets blamed for it  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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