The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play with my phone on my toilet but when I do, I play for so long that my legs fall asleep and I have trouble wiping without discomfort

I don't always play with my phone on my toilet but when I do, I play for so long that my legs fall asleep and I have trouble wiping without discomfort  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to corporate but when I do, I do it like a boss.

I don't always talk to corporate but when I do, I do it like a boss.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat the entire Ben and Jerry's pint in one sitting Fuck. Obviously, I do

I don't always eat the entire Ben and Jerry's pint in one sitting Fuck.
Obviously, I do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see pigeons while walking on the street but when I do I run towards them and scare them, while looking like an idiot

I don't always see pigeons while walking on the street but when I do I run towards them and scare them, while looking like an idiot  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use twitter but when I do, its to check if reddit's down for everyone or just me

I don't always use twitter but when I do, its to check if reddit's down for everyone or just me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't like to run buildout much but when I do, I !@#$%^ pin my versions

I don't like to run buildout much but when I do, I !@#$%^ pin my versions  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget to delete old text when generating memes but when I do, i search vigorously to find their nipple

I don't always forget to delete old text when generating memes but when I do, i search vigorously to find their nipple  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post things to my friends Facebook walls that I don't ever talk to But when I do, It's always during finals week

I don't always post things to my friends Facebook walls that I don't ever talk to But when I do, It's always during finals week  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't Always post on reddit but when I do, I make sure every word is prefect

I don't Always post on reddit but when I do, I make sure every word is prefect  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spell third grade words But when I do, I recite spelling songs from cartoons I watched as a child

I don't always spell third grade words But when I do, I recite spelling songs from cartoons I watched 
as a child  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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