The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have diarrhea but when I do, I am taking an extremely important math exam

I don't always have diarrhea  but when I do, I am taking an extremely important math exam  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take a poop in the fridge, but when I do, i eat an entire wheel of cheese first.

I don't always take a poop in the fridge, but when I do, i eat an entire wheel of cheese first.
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shoot myself in the foot, But when I do I'm dumb enough to leave witnesses.

I don't always shoot myself in the foot, But when I do I'm dumb enough to leave witnesses.
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't upvote often But when i do, it's usually in r/gonewild

I don't upvote often But when i do, it's usually in r/gonewild  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink but when i do i make sure i throw up in front of the commadant

I don't always drink but when i do i make sure i throw up in front of the commadant  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give advice in r/askreddit but when I do I'm shit faced

I don't always give advice in r/askreddit but when I do I'm shit faced  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always run sound in church but when I do, I make those lousy musicians sound good

I don't always run sound in church but when I do, I make those lousy musicians sound good  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get sick but when I do, it's always when i have at least 3 tests to study for.

I don't always get sick but when I do, it's always when i have at least 3 tests to study for.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think of funny comic ideas But when I do, I forget them by the time I get home

I don't always think of funny comic ideas  But when I do, I forget them by the time I get home  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stare but when I do, i can see your soul!

I don't always stare  but when I do,
i can see your soul!  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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