The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always ride an elevator alone but when I do I fart as loud as i can

I dont always ride an elevator alone but when I do         I fart as loud as    i can  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up in the middle of the night but when I do I have to take a fat shit

I don't always wake up in the middle of the night but when I do I have to take a fat shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wave to someone who let me merge in front of them wait, yes i do

I don't always wave to someone who let me merge in front of them wait, yes i do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wait for my friend to pick me up but when i do, i look out the window every 3 seconds

I don't always wait for my friend to pick me up but when i do, i look out the window every 3 seconds  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always put the trash out late but when I do it's the day the garbage truck shows up six hours early

I don't always put the trash out late but when I do it's the day the garbage truck shows up six hours early  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read long emails but when I do I'm sitting on the can.

I don't always read long emails but when I do I'm sitting on the can.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't browse Fusings.com but when I do, I redesign it completely

I don't browse Fusings.com but when I do, I redesign it completely  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do the dishes but when I do, there is water everywhere

I don't always do the dishes but when I do, there is water everywhere  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen when someone is talking but when I do, it's to a bass

I don't always listen when someone is talking but when I do, it's to a bass  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I dont always point out reposts but when I do I back it up with sources
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