The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat pretzels But when I do, I usually get a drink

I don't always eat pretzels But when I do, I usually get a drink  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always paddle the dart But when I do, I see mark allen completing another Upper run

I don't always paddle the dart But when I do, I see mark allen completing another Upper run  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hear imaginary footsteps but when I do, I'm masturbating

I don't always hear imaginary footsteps but when I do, I'm masturbating  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get hungry after a dentist appointment but when I do, I just had fluoride.

I don't always get hungry after a dentist appointment but when I do, I just had fluoride.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i'm not always an undetectable thief but when i am, i accidentally pocketed someone's lighter.

i'm not always an undetectable thief but when i am, i accidentally pocketed someone's lighter.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post a meme but when I do, I expect it to go straight to the front page

I don't always post a meme but when I do, I expect it to go straight to the front page  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always fart when i'm alone in the bathroom at work but when I do, i spend the next couple minutes fanning the stink off my ass

i don't always fart when i'm alone in the bathroom at work but when I do, i spend the next couple minutes fanning the stink off my ass  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fake sick days but when I do, i don't facebook pics from the bar

I don't always fake sick days but when I do, i don't facebook pics from the bar  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always attack unopened treasure chests but when I do, it's because i've been playing dark souls

i don't always attack unopened treasure chests but when I do, it's because i've been playing dark souls  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always say "hella" but when I do, it's because someone asked me how many flyers my team got out tonight.

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