The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lie but when i do it's about my penis

I don't always lie  but when i do it's about my penis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always discover new music But when i do, it's on my itunes shuffle

I don't always discover new music But when i do, it's on my itunes shuffle  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post offensive memes But when i do, people get butt hurt

I don't always post offensive memes But when i do, people get butt hurt  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always break the build But when i do, a third of the country goes offline.

I don't always break the build But when i do, a third of the country goes offline.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always attend the RNC but when I do, I pretend that I am oppressed.

I don't always attend the RNC but when I do, I pretend that I am oppressed.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sit in my favorite chair But when i do, my lady thinks of something she wants me to take care of.

I don't always sit in my favorite chair But when i do, my lady thinks of something she wants me to take care of.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always romance someone in Mass Effect But when I do, someone walks in during the love scene

I don't always romance someone in Mass Effect But when I do, someone walks in during the love scene  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy popcorn when I go see a movie but when I do, I usually finish it before the movie starts

I don't always buy popcorn when I go see a movie but when I do, I usually finish it before the movie starts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk about my homophobic beliefs at 7:50 in the morning but when I do I'm sitting in the middle of the cafeteria at a women's college where half the population is bisexual.

I don't always talk about my homophobic beliefs at 7:50 in the morning  but when I do I'm sitting in the middle of the cafeteria at a women's college where half the population is bisexual.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch Albert Pujols in the playoffs.... ...but when I do, it will have to be on a dvd from when he was a St. Louis Cardinal.

I don't always watch Albert Pujols in the playoffs.... ...but when I do, it will have to be on a dvd from when he was a St. Louis Cardinal.   The Most Interesting Man In The World
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