The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lose to cannon rushes But when I do, I lift off and browse reddit

I don't always lose to cannon rushes But when I do, I lift off and browse reddit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always hate gaming companies But when I do, its EA

I dont always hate gaming companies But when I do, its EA  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take a shit away from home But when I do, I prefer the handicap stall.

I don't always take a shit away from home But when I do, I prefer the handicap stall.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always avoid /r/Trees But when I do, it's because I'm waiting until i'm high

I don't always avoid /r/Trees But when I do, it's because I'm waiting until i'm high  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get swept by teams well below .500 but when I do, I let their fans enjoy the temporary glimmer of hope.

I don't always get swept by teams well below  .500 but when I do, 
I let their fans enjoy 
the temporary 
glimmer of hope.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fuck people But when do It's not Big John

I don't always fuck people But when do It's not Big John  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make fun of AbrellBama. But when I do, everyone laughs.

I don't always make fun of AbrellBama. But when I do, everyone laughs.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get messages on OKCupid But when I do, they're from fat chicks

I don't always get messages on OKCupid But when I do, they're from fat chicks  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get action But when I do, its usually from underage girls

I don't always get action But when I do, its usually from underage girls  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always beat my cat But when I do, I get bottom dps on heroic nef

I don't always beat my cat But when I do, I get bottom dps on heroic nef
  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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