The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pour a glass of milk But when i do, i finish it before i sit down

I don't always pour a glass of milk But when i do, i finish it before i sit down  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear a shirt that's 5 years old and is slightly too tight for my current figure But when i do, I feel like a fat piece of shit.

I don't always wear a shirt that's 5 years old and is slightly too tight for my current figure But when i do, I feel like a fat piece of shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a tape measure... but when i do I measure everything.

I don't always have a tape measure... but when i do I measure everything.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't all ways make cinnamon rolls but when i do, i nearly have a heart attack after the can pops

I don't all ways make cinnamon rolls but when i do, i nearly have a heart attack after the can pops  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take out my contacts at night but when I do, i probably ate hot wings earlier that day.

I don't always take out my contacts at night but when I do, i probably ate hot wings earlier that day.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get married but when I do, I'm pregnant

I don't always get married but when I do, I'm pregnant  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always mistake karl rove for someone else but when i do, it's invariably rush limbaugh

I don't always mistake karl rove for someone else but when i do, it's invariably rush limbaugh  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take long craps but when I do, I get paid for it

I don't always take long craps but when I do, I get paid for it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have two tabs open but when i do, it's because i'm browsing with one and checking my karma with the other

I don't always have two tabs open but when i do, it's because i'm browsing with one and checking my karma with the other  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always watch tv but when i do, i am reminded why the romans built the Colosseum.

I dont always watch tv but when i do, i am reminded why the romans built the Colosseum.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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