The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always travel on trains but when I do, I have a plastic bottle in my hand

I don't always travel on trains but when I do, I have a plastic bottle in my hand  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink But when I do, I drink with my vagina

I don't always drink But when I do, I drink with my vagina  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer But when he does I serve it to him in a dress

Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer But when he does I serve it to him in a dress  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch the Mavericks play but when I do, it's because JJ Barea is playing.

I don't always watch the Mavericks play but when I do, it's because JJ Barea is playing.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always clean but when I do, it's fucking spectacular

I don't always clean but when I do, it's fucking spectacular  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually drink but when I do, I get fucked up like a football bat.

I don't usually drink but when I do, I get fucked up like a football bat.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make new friends but when I do, I throw them under a bus

I don't always make new friends but when I do, I throw them under a bus  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always create memes but when I do, I greatly overestimate how they funny they are

I don't always create memes but when I do, I greatly overestimate how they funny they are  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always browse reddit Oh wait. Yes I do.

I don't always 
browse reddit Oh wait.  Yes I do.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Steve Smaridge doesnt always ask for likes on his status but when he does, he gets screwed cause he is sexy as F.

Steve Smaridge doesnt always ask for likes on his status but when he does, he gets screwed cause he is sexy as F.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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