The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make my first sip a big one but when i do i forget how fucking hot coffee is and it burns the shit out of my mouth

I don't always make my first sip a big one but when i do i forget how fucking hot coffee is and it burns the shit out of my mouth  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS HIT THE GYM PUMPED AND READY TO LIFT EVERYTHING BUT WHEN I DO, I IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT

I DON'T ALWAYS HIT THE GYM PUMPED AND READY TO LIFT EVERYTHING BUT WHEN I DO, I IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always alphabetize things but when I do sing the alphabet in my head.

I don't always alphabetize things but when I do sing the alphabet in my head.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make salads for supper but when I do, i put bacon in it

I don't always make salads for supper but when I do, i put bacon in it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to Sweden but when i do i already own 14 volvos

I don't always go to Sweden but when i do i already own 14 volvos  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post about my bowel movements on reddit but when i do, i make the front page

I don't always post about my bowel movements on reddit but when i do, i make the front page  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take large poops but when I do, I immediately check in the mirror to see if my six pack has arrived

I don't always take large poops but when I do, I immediately check in the mirror to see if my six pack has arrived  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make memes when Im durnk but when I do therye awful

I don't always make memes when Im durnk but when I do therye awful  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fall asleep with the tv on but when i do, i'm always awoken by a sudden barrage of explosions

I don't always fall asleep with the tv on but when i do, i'm always awoken by a sudden barrage of explosions  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take out the trash but when I do, i look like an alcoholic

I don't always take out the trash but when I do, i look like an alcoholic  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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