The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make my bed. But when I do, it's because my mom is coming over.

I don't always make my bed. But when I do, it's because my mom is coming over.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fuck up the show But when I do, I blame on the harris.

I don't always fuck up the show But when I do, I blame on the harris.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to hell. But when I eat morphine patches like a fucking idiot I go to hell.

I don't always go to hell. But when I eat morphine patches like a fucking idiot I go to hell.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always say happy birthday But when I do, i prefer using memes

i don't always say happy birthday But when I do, i prefer using memes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always try to steal baron But when I do, i end up dying to 1v5

I don't always try to steal baron But when I do, i end up dying to 1v5  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use Delta, But when I do, it's always fucking up.

I don't always use Delta, But when I do, it's always fucking up.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always recommend databases But when I do, I recommends the ones who have paid me the most

I don't always recommend databases But when I do, I recommends the ones who have paid me the most  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I'm fucked up

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I'm fucked up  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wash my hands in the bathroom But when I do, I turn the countertop into a water park

I don't always wash my hands in the bathroom But when I do, I turn the countertop into a water park  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pluralize "internet" But when I do, it's 2004 and it's still fucking hilarious

I don't always pluralize
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