The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take a shit at work But when i do, 14 people come in behind me and I become shit shy

I don't always take a shit at work But when i do, 14 people come in behind me and I become shit shy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis and pee on her leg

I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis and pee on her leg  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always log out of my phone but when I do, I make sure it Isn't scheduled

I don't always log out of my phone but when I do, I make sure it Isn't scheduled  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use hand sanitizer But when I do, I have to smell my hands immediately afterwards

I don't always use hand sanitizer But when I do, I have to smell my hands immediately afterwards  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always argue with people on Reddit But when I do, they end up downvoting every single thing I have ever posted.

I don't always argue with people on Reddit But when I do, they end up downvoting every single thing I have ever posted.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to Blood on the Dance Floor But when i do, i have violent ear diareah

I don't always listen to Blood on the Dance Floor But when i do, i have violent ear diareah  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use reddit not logged in but when i do /r/Atheism pisses me off

I don't always use reddit not logged in but when i do /r/Atheism pisses me off  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stall But when I do, someone hot is in my passenger seat.

I don't always stall  But when I do, someone hot is in my passenger seat.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feel like a pedophile But when i do, Cheerleaders are washing my car

I don't always feel like a pedophile But when i do, Cheerleaders are washing my car  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear headphones But when I do, YOU ALWAYS WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO ME.

I don't always wear headphones But when I do, YOU ALWAYS WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO ME.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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