The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive "fast and safe" but when I do.... I make a complete stop down the middle of the interstate so I don't miss my exit!!

I don't always drive

I don't always use alliteration, but when I do I make it fun, funny and fabulous

I don't always use alliteration, but when I do  I make it fun, funny and fabulous   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch non-comedies blazed But when I do, it's Breaking Bad

I don't always watch non-comedies blazed But when I do, it's Breaking Bad  The Most Interesting Man In The World

He's won awards for his game face alone . . . Like the time he told your mother he'd had a vasectomy.

He's won awards for his game face alone . . . Like the time he told your mother he'd had a vasectomy.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play hockey but when I do, I show Oswego how it's done.

I don't always play hockey but when I do, I show Oswego how it's done.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pull out in front of you when I'm driving. but when I do, i always do 13 mph under the motherfucking speed limit

I don't always pull out in front of you when I'm driving. but when I do, i always do 13 mph under the motherfucking speed limit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always win when I play mech in tvt but when I do, I feel just like MVP

I don't always win when I play mech in tvt but when I do, I feel just like MVP  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always exhausted but when I am, it's because I've been running from zombies all day

I'm not always exhausted but when I am, it's because I've been running from zombies all day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to wmu hockey games But when I do, I shout unforgivable obscenities

I don't always go to wmu hockey games But when I do, I shout unforgivable obscenities    The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always herp a derp derp but herp derp derp

I don't always herp a derp derp but herp derp derp  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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