The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always comment on online news articles but when I do, I show my superiority by typing in all caps and exclamation points!!!

I don't always comment on online news articles but when I do, I show my superiority by typing in all caps and exclamation points!!!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get hit on by girls.

I don't always get hit on by girls.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

LOG ONTO STARCRAFT 2 TO PLAY GAMES SCREW IT, I'LL MAKE MEMES INSTEAD

LOG ONTO STARCRAFT 2 TO PLAY GAMES SCREW IT, I'LL MAKE MEMES INSTEAD   The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always mock advertising slogans but when i do it's usually because they're pretentious, like, "the voice of the internet."

i don't always mock advertising slogans but when i do it's usually because they're pretentious, like,

I don't always spark fierce discussions on r/twoxchromosomes But when I do, it's because i encourage "breeding"

I don't always spark fierce discussions on r/twoxchromosomes But when I do, it's because i encourage

I don't always introduce invented facts but when I do, I make sure the witness can deny everything

I don't always introduce invented facts but when I do, I make sure the witness can deny everything  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pose like Captain Morgan but when I do, it's in the shower, washing my manhood.

I don't always pose like Captain Morgan but when I do, 
it's in the shower, washing my manhood.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always envy mr. ricky's swag ...that's a lie.

I don't always envy mr. ricky's swag ...that's a lie.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat peanut butter but when I do, I eat it with a steak knife

I don't always eat peanut butter but when I do, 
I eat it with a steak knife  The Most Interesting Man In The World

We don't always have spring mixers but when we do, we cancel them last minute

We don't always have spring mixers but when we do, we cancel them last minute  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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