The Most Interesting Man In The World

I may not always carry a bear on my back, but when I do, I shoot laser beams from my eyes.

I may not always carry a bear on my back, but when I do, I shoot laser beams from my eyes.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shave compeltly But when I do, the girls say i'm too young for them

I don't always shave compeltly But when I do, the girls say i'm too young for them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always scream obscenities at my television But when I do, It's because I see two pinch runners get picked off in the same inning

I don't always scream obscenities at my television   But when I do, It's because I see two pinch runners get picked off in the same inning  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always put earbuds in my pocket But when I do, they always come out horribly tangled

I don't always put earbuds in my pocket But when I do, they always come out horribly tangled  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hit women But when I do, it's justified

I don't always hit women But when I do, it's justified  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shit in the handicap stall But when I do, it's because some disgusting douchebag left an unflushable mess in the regular stall

I don't always shit in the handicap stall But when I do, it's because some disgusting douchebag left an unflushable mess in the regular stall  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ladies, I don't always immediately catch on to your vague comments But when I do, I still don't give a shit.

Ladies, I don't always immediately catch on to your vague comments But when I do, I still don't give a shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't always use the metric system But when I do, it's to buy drugs

I Don't always use the metric system But when I do, it's to buy drugs  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always... Nevermind the Bears still suck

I don't always... Nevermind the Bears still suck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have advice animal ideas But when I do, i'm two hours away from the nearest computer

I don't always have advice animal ideas But when I do, i'm two hours away from the nearest computer  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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