The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always flirt with girls that have boyfriends But when I do, it's because they are hot

I don't always flirt with girls that have boyfriends But when I do, it's because they are hot  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make memes. I'm not sure if I can haz cheeseburger cuz one does not simply Obama fart joke irony!

I don't always make memes. I'm not sure if I can haz cheeseburger cuz one does not simply Obama fart joke irony!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shit on a first date but when I do, i try to shit as fast as i can... so she thinks i'm just peeing

I don't always shit on a first date but when I do, i try to shit as fast as i can... so she thinks i'm just peeing  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always waste my time but when I do, I take Intro to Justice Research

I don't always waste my time but when I do, I take Intro to Justice Research  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give exams on shit I didn't teach but when I do, it's because I teach at Einstein.

I don't always give exams on shit I didn't teach but when I do, it's because I teach at Einstein.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get death threats But when i do, it's from my alt on reddit while pretending to be a Muslim Caption 3 goes here

I don't always get death threats But when i do, it's from my alt on reddit while pretending to be a Muslim Caption 3 goes here  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always talk to art and literature students But when i do, I tell them a big mac with no onions.

I dont always talk to art and literature students But when i do, I tell them a big mac with no onions.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always peel off beer bottle labels But when I do, i make a fucking mess of it.

I don't always peel off beer bottle labels But when I do, i make a fucking mess of it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take classes for an easy 'A' but when I do, I blow them off for so long I end up having to work for it.

I don't always take classes for an easy 'A' but when I do, I blow them off for so long I end up having to work for it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always walk around my house in the dark but when I do, I need to remember where I put the furniture

I don't always walk around my house in the dark but when I do, I need to remember where I put the furniture  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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