The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat cheesy type junk food but when I do, it's impossible to prevent the residue from getting all over my god damn fingers

I don't always eat cheesy type junk food but when I do, it's impossible to prevent the residue from getting all over my god damn fingers  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often drink beer But when I do, I get arrested for streaking

I don't often drink beer But when I do,
I get arrested for streaking  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always follow the IPL. but when I do its because there's a scandal brewing.

I don't always follow the IPL. but when I do its because there's a scandal brewing.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take a shit But when I do, I make sure to tell you how epic it was

I don't always take a shit But when I do, I make sure to tell you how epic it was  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always brush my teeth But when I do, they bleed uncontrollably

I don't always brush my teeth But when I do, they bleed uncontrollably  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always type gg but when I do, its because caps lock is on

I dont always type gg but when I do, its because caps lock is on  The Most Interesting Man In The World

my boss doesn't often give compliments... but when he does, they are backhanded and actually veiled insults

my boss doesn't often give compliments... but when he does, they are backhanded and actually veiled insults  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always masturbate in the shower but when I do, my dick gets really clean

i don't always masturbate in the shower but when I do, my dick gets really clean  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to work stoned but when I do, you'll find me cleaning the most random shit

I don't always go to work stoned but when I do, you'll find me cleaning the most random shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always call DMV but when I do, its always FUCKING BUSY

I don't always call DMV but when I do, its always FUCKING BUSY  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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