The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get splashback from the urinal But when i do, I'll be wearing beige shorts

I don't always get splashback from the urinal
 But when i do, I'll be wearing beige shorts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use a multi blade razor but when I do, I'm shaving my balls

I don't always use a multi blade razor but when I do, I'm shaving my balls  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make omelettes but when i do, i make scrambled eggs

I don't always make omelettes but when i do, i make scrambled eggs  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always put the bare minimum into my personal appearance but when I do, I will run into every single person I know that day.

i don't always put the bare minimum into my personal appearance but when I do, I will run into every single person I know that day.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always screw up memes but when I do, facebook loves it

I don't always screw up memes but when I do, facebook loves it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often ride in someone else's car But when i do, they tell me that the seat moves back more if I need it.

I don't often ride in someone else's car But when i do, they tell me that the seat moves back more if I need it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post links on Reddit But when I do, I waste the rest of the day checking my karma count every five minutes.

I don't always post links on Reddit But when I do, I waste the rest of the day checking my karma count every five minutes.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy a plunger But when I do, the cashier knows i just took a shit that clogged the toilet

I don't always buy a plunger But when I do, the cashier knows i just took a shit that clogged the toilet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always take my mother to her church but when i do i am a master at keeping a straight face

i dont always take my mother to her church but when i do i am a master at keeping a straight face  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pay with a credit card But when I do, I put my wallet away before I get it back

I don't always pay with a credit card But when I do, I put my wallet away before I get it back  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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