The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go through yellow lights but when I do, there are 2 others who follow me

I don't always go through yellow lights but when I do, there are 2 others who follow me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide to drink hot tea but when I do, I burn the shit out of my mouth

I don't always decide to drink hot tea but when I do, I burn the shit out of my mouth  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always follow college football scores but when I do, i have an important meeting at work and have to socialize before it starts

I don't always follow college football scores but when I do, i have an important meeting at work and have to socialize before it starts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always quote lyrics in Facebook updates But when I do, they're horribly out of context

I don't always quote lyrics in Facebook updates But when I do, they're horribly out of context  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always text using smiley faces, but when I do, I'm texting a girl I want to bang

I don't always text using smiley faces, but when I do, I'm texting a girl I want to bang  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always late to meet my parents for lunch but when i am it's because I decided to masturbate before my shower

I'm not always late to meet my parents for lunch but when i am it's because I decided to masturbate before my shower  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play minecraft but when I do, I make the biggest damn thing on the server

I don't always play minecraft but when I do, I make the biggest damn thing on the server  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always find money in the dryer But when I do, its in the front waiting for me

I don't always find money in the dryer But when I do, its in the front waiting for me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always SMOKE stems But when I do, I'm already way too high

I don't always SMOKE stems But when I do, I'm already way too high  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always send over 400 Hoplites into battle But when I do, they die straight away

I don't always send over 400 Hoplites into battle But when I do, they die straight away  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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