The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear Sperry's but when I do, I have to time my shoelace every 5 minutes

I don't always wear Sperry's but when I do, I have to time my shoelace every 5 minutes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have the uncontrollable urge to shit but when I do, I just got out of the shower

I don't always have the uncontrollable urge to shit but when I do, I just got out of the shower  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take notes in class but when I do, I prefer to doodle instead.

I don't always take notes in class but when I do, I prefer to doodle instead.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read the outside reading book but when I do, i read sparknotes the night before

I don't always read the outside reading book but when I do, i read sparknotes the night before   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do my rounds

I don't always do my rounds   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always live when I shoot myself in the head but when I do, I shit my pants

I don't always live when I shoot myself in the head but when I do, I shit my pants  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make memes but when I do, I fuck it up because I'm a UIUC student

I don't always make memes but when I do, I fuck it up because I'm a UIUC student  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always Facebook creep but when I do, I go hard

I don't always Facebook creep but when I do, I go hard  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lose in intramural basketball but when i do, i choose to lose by the mercy rule

I don't always lose in intramural basketball but when i do, i choose to lose by the mercy rule  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always like comments on facebook But when I do, it means I'm not going to write a response

I don't always like comments on facebook But when I do, it means I'm not going to write a response  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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