The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't leave my car windows open but when I do, i waste a lot of time making sure they are exactly equal in height.

I don't leave my car windows open but when I do, i waste a lot of time making sure they are exactly equal in height.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pass another cyclist on the road but when I do, I sprint like a crazy person and flex my calves

I don't always pass another cyclist on the road but when I do, I sprint like a crazy person and flex my calves  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pray But when I do, I don't.

I don't always pray But when I do, 
I don't.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always finish my girlfrient's to-do list but when I do it's because I was high as balls. All. Day. Long.

I don't always finish my girlfrient's to-do list but when I do it's because I was high as balls.  All. Day. Long.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think jokes that use self-reference are funny, But when I do, it's usually from this guy.

I don't always think jokes that use self-reference are funny, But when I do, it's usually from this guy.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get drunk on the far side of town But when I do, I'm singing Rockstar Gomeroke.

I don't always get drunk on the far side of town But when I do, I'm singing Rockstar Gomeroke.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always test code before releasing it to the environment..... but when i do, i do it in production!

i don't always
test code before releasing it to the environment..... but when i do, i 
do it in production!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always masturbate But when I do, I do it while shitting

I don't always masturbate But when I do, I do it while shitting  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check my email But when I do, I'm looking for my pottermore invite

I don't always check my email But when I do, I'm looking for my pottermore invite  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always compile kernel But when I do, It's because i like to watch the text scrolling in the console

I don't always compile kernel But when I do, It's because i like to watch the text scrolling in the console  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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