The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always carry a gun Just kidding. So if you have a gun free zone sign, you won't get my money.

I don't always carry a gun Just kidding.  So if you have a gun free zone sign, you won't get my money.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Roleplaying as a respected mobster Calling the cops when Valenti tries to extort your business

Roleplaying as a respected mobster Calling the cops when Valenti tries to extort your business  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play with my dog but when I do, I make sure it's on the oval in front of girls

I don't always play with my dog but when I do, I make sure it's on the oval in front of girls  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dr. Parker doesn't always talk to me, but when he does, my ovaries explode

Dr. Parker doesn't always talk to me, but when he does, my ovaries explode  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to philosophy majors But when I do, I make sure to ask them for extra pickles on my burger

I don't always talk to philosophy majors But when I do, I make sure to ask them for extra pickles on my burger  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to scruffs but when I do, I must be highly intoxicated

I don't always go to scruffs but when I do, I must be highly intoxicated  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to take a huge shit But when I do, i'm about to go on a date

I don't always have to take a huge shit But when I do, i'm about to go on a date  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't always buy weed just for myself But when I do, I prefer dos headies

I Don't always buy weed just for myself But when I do, I prefer dos headies  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I wear my watch on my right wrist So you'll know when it's time to leave.

I wear my watch on my right wrist So you'll know when it's time to leave.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch movies with my parents But when I do, I'm in the awkward sex scene

I don't always watch movies with my parents But when I do, I'm in the awkward sex scene  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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