The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do the dishes but when I do I flood the whole fucking house

I don't always do the dishes but when I do I flood the whole fucking house  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always find a random screw on the floor at home but when I do, my foot finds it for me

i don't always find a random screw on the floor at home but when I do, my foot finds it for me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have two posts on the front page of reddit at the same time but when I do I'm giddy like a little school girl

I don't always have two posts on the front page of reddit at the same time but when I do I'm giddy like a little school girl  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO DUB STEP... But when i do, I'm TYPICALLY HIGH

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO
DUB STEP... But when i do, I'm TYPICALLY HIGH  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have Pandora time out on me But when i do, it takes 3 years for me to notice

I don't always have Pandora time out on me But when i do, it takes 3 years for me to notice  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always get high But when I do, i dont stay inside and browse the internet

I dont always get high But when I do, i dont stay inside and browse the internet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to other people's conversations But when I do, the conversation has to do with going to clubs while pregnant.

I don't always listen to other people's conversations But when I do, the conversation has to do with going to clubs while pregnant.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always approach to shake hands But when I do, I had just jacked off

I don't always approach to shake hands But when I do, I had just jacked off  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look at stuff tagged "NSFL"... but when I do, it's because I thought it said "NSFW".

I don't always look at stuff tagged

I don't always think of great punchlines

I don't always think of great punchlines   The Most Interesting Man In The World
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