The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always browse r/WTF but when I do, I'm eating dinner and promptly lose my appetite.

I don't always browse r/WTF but when I do, I'm eating dinner and promptly lose my appetite.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

People don't always call me fat But when they do, I voraciously defend myself

People don't always call me fat But when they do, I voraciously defend myself  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look for Karma but when I'm drunk, it seems like the most precious thing in the world

I don't always look for Karma but when I'm drunk, it seems like the most precious thing in the world  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use an Austrian accent But when I do, Its because im talking about a tumor

I don't always use an Austrian accent But when I do, Its because im talking about a tumor  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always try to not stare at the ground when I walk but when I do, I trip over every fucking crack in the ground

I don't always try to not stare at the ground when I walk but when I do, I trip over every fucking crack in the ground  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tip at a coffeeshop but when I do, I'm on a date

I don't always tip at a coffeeshop but when I do, I'm on a date  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always text when I'm drunk. but when I do, I squint with one eye shut.

I don't always text when I'm drunk. but when I do, I squint with one eye shut.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always read the bible but when i do, i start drinking

i don't always read the bible but when i do, i start drinking  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always find something to do on weekends but when I do, it involves me leaving campus

I don't always find something to do on weekends but when I do, it involves me leaving campus  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always speak in class but when I do, I use a mic

I don't always speak in class but when I do, I use a mic  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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