The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always poop with my smartphone but when I do, my poop takes 10 times longer

I don't always poop with my smartphone but when I do, my poop takes 10 times longer  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always have to shit in the morning but when i do its immediately after i get out of the shower

i don't always have to shit in the morning but when i do its immediately after i get out of the shower  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive slow but when I do, its because the guy behind me wants to drive fast

I don't always drive slow but when I do, its because the guy behind me wants to drive fast  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fap But when I do, ctrl+shift+n

I don't always fap But when I do, ctrl+shift+n  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always upvote on mobile. But when I do, your submission was hilarious.

I don't always upvote on mobile. But when I do, your submission was hilarious.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see a newspaper in the restroom But when I do, I imagine there are bees in it and proceed to stomp the shit out of it

I don't always see a newspaper in the restroom But when I do, I imagine there are bees in it and proceed to stomp the shit out of it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see advertisements for new headphones But when i do, they usually are "made" by washed up rappers

I don't always see advertisements for new headphones But when i do, they usually are

I don't always read job descriptions But when i do, it's after i look at the required experience

I don't always read job descriptions But when i do, it's after i look at the required experience  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make fun of my posts for never getting upvotes But when i do i get tons of upvotes

I don't always make fun of my posts for never getting upvotes But when i do i get tons of upvotes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fire a plasma But when i do i make sure it eliminates a pilot

I don't always fire a plasma But when i do i make sure it eliminates a pilot  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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