The Rock Driving

So you've ever heard of that warlock Putricide? He just raped me! ...That was you?

So you've ever heard of that warlock Putricide? He just raped me! ...That was you?  The Rock Driving

...so anyways, i said to the fool that he can suck it. uhhh...Dwayne? I'm pregnant.

...so anyways, i said to the fool that he can suck it. uhhh...Dwayne? I'm pregnant.  The Rock Driving

wait what is this kind of joke i want to get out of the car this is Rebecca Black singing friday this f*ckin bad this voice sucks it sounds like shes singing through her noze

wait what is this kind of joke i want to get out of the car  this is Rebecca Black singing friday this f*ckin bad this voice sucks it sounds like shes singing through her noze  The Rock Driving

So...you look really familiar. DAD???

So...you look really familiar. DAD???  The Rock Driving

I wrote an app that helps people use their past experiences to help them make decisions in the present. Consciousness serves that same function.

I wrote an app that helps people use their past experiences to help them make decisions in the present. Consciousness serves that same function.  The Rock Driving

I have a masters in physics, I have a PH.D in trig.

I have a masters in physics, I have a PH.D in trig.  The Rock Driving

Eat my shit hag. I'm on a fucking diet.

Eat my shit hag. I'm on a fucking diet.  The Rock Driving

It's great being an actor you know Shame you are absolutely shit at it then

It's great being an actor you know Shame you are absolutely shit at it then  The Rock Driving

Dwayne is in hell. Stop making those jokes about dead people, they're hurting my feelings!

Dwayne is in hell. Stop making those jokes about dead people, they're hurting my feelings!  The Rock Driving

So do you like Kipling? I don't know. I've never Kipled.

So do you like Kipling? I don't know. I've never Kipled.  The Rock Driving
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