Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I can almost do two pull ups

I'll have you know I can almost do two pull ups  Tough Spongebob

Vi a mi Ex hoy y solo llore por 20 minutos

Vi a mi Ex hoy y solo llore por 20 minutos  Tough Spongebob

And you want me to say "wow"?

And you want me  to say

I'll have you know, I drank 2 million beers last night And got a girlfriend

I'll have you know, I drank 2 million beers last night And got a girlfriend  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I masturbated thinking about my ex last night And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I masturbated thinking about my ex last night  And I only cried for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I've watched every Eagles game And I only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I've watched every Eagles game And I only cried for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I've contacted people on Skype who's status is marked 'do not disturb'

I'll have you know, I've contacted people on Skype who's status is marked 'do not disturb'  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I beat rabbit in Winnie the pooh's Home run derby challenge

I'll have you know I beat rabbit in Winnie the pooh's Home run derby challenge  Tough Spongebob

Go fuck yourself kid

Go fuck  yourself kid  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I watched Lion King And only cried for 15 minutes

I'll have you know, I watched Lion King And only cried for 15 minutes  Tough Spongebob
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