Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I drove home in LA And it only took 4 times longer than if I had walked the same distance.

I'll have you know that I drove home in LA And it only took 4 times longer than if I had walked the same distance.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I've been in college for 3 years And I've only changed my major 4 times

I'll have you know, I've been in college for 3 years And I've only changed my major 4 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I tried shaving for the first time today And I only cut myself 6 times

I'll have you know, I tried shaving for the first time today And I only cut myself 6 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I read through a comment thread And I only went to UrbanDictionary.com Five times

I'll have you know that I read through a comment thread And I only went to UrbanDictionary.com Five times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I ran 8 miles after brunch And I only almost threw up 3 times

I'll have you know that I ran 8 miles after brunch And I only almost threw up 3 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I Used A Drill while building my desk Even though the directions said not to

I'll have you know, I Used A Drill while building my desk Even though the directions said not to  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I was the number 1 post in /r/doodles

I'll have you know, I was the number 1 post in /r/doodles  Tough Spongebob

Umm so Aubrey heard its your birthday or something... Congratulations...or whatever...

Umm so Aubrey heard its your birthday or something... Congratulations...or whatever...  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I missed my cake day, and I don't give a shit.

I'll have you know, I missed my cake day, and I don't give a shit.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I found a spider in my room And only slept in the living room for a week

I'll have you know, I found a spider in my room And only slept in the living room for a week  Tough Spongebob
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