Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I got to 2000 link karma without posting a picture of my cat or a vagina

I'll have you know, I got to 2000 link karma without posting a picture of my cat or a vagina  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I accidentally flooded my bathroom and caused water damage to tenants below. And only got called a fucking idiot 2 times.

I'll have you know, I accidentally flooded my bathroom and caused water damage to tenants below.  And only got called a fucking idiot 2 times.   Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I took a two hour road trip And only heard get lucky five times.

I'll have you know, I took a two hour road trip And only heard get lucky five times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I watched my wife get cut from her asshole to her labia, whereafter the doctor reached into her up to the elbows to retrieve my son And I saw the face of God.

I'll have you know, I watched my wife get cut from her asshole to her labia, whereafter the doctor reached into her up to the elbows to retrieve my son And I saw the face of God.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I had sex with a girl last night And I only pulled 7 muscles

I'll have you know, I had sex with a girl last night And I only pulled 7 muscles  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, my first post made it to the front page and i only told everyone i know

I'll have you know, my first post made it to the front page  and i only told everyone i know  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, i once hit someone with a green shell

I'll have you know, i once hit someone with a green shell  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I smoked an ounce of marijuana and i only laughed for 2 hours

I'll have you know, I smoked an ounce of marijuana  and i only laughed for 2 hours  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I have been a redditor for four months and already have 76 karma.

I'll have you know I have been a redditor for four months and already have 76 karma.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, this meme was run into the ground and I only cried for 20 minutes.

I'll have you know, this meme was run into the ground  and I only cried for 20 minutes.  Tough Spongebob
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