Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I spent the entire weekend with my girlfriend at her place And i have only had to take a shit three different times since i have gotten home

I'll have you know that I spent the entire weekend with my girlfriend at her place And i have only had to take a shit three different times since i have gotten home  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I watched all of Mad Men And am now and expert on advertising

I'll have you know, I watched all of Mad Men And am now and expert on advertising   Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I had to type up a report on my laptop last night And I only got on reddit ten times

I'll have you know that I had to type up a report on my laptop last night And I only got on reddit ten times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I promised myself I wouldn't go on facebook all day And I only went on every twenty minutes

I'll have you know that I promised myself I wouldn't go on facebook all day And I only went on every twenty minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I've been with my girlfriend for 2 and a half years And she has never threatened to leave me.

I'll have you know, I've been with my girlfriend for 2 and a half years And she has never threatened to leave me.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I died to a hacker And I Only cried for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I died to a hacker And I Only cried for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I read the ending of the green mile And I was only crying for the rest of the day.

I'll have you know that I read the ending of the green mile And I was only crying for the rest of the day.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I took an online class And only cheated on 2 out of 3 tests.

I'll have you know that I took an online class And only cheated on 2 out of 3 tests.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, i went to the dentist today and my gums only bled 8 times

I'll have you know, i went to the dentist today and my gums only bled 8 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, meaning no fucks given that this is america

I'll have you know, meaning no fucks given that this is america  Tough Spongebob
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