Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I went on gonewild And didn't masturbate for 20 minutes

I'll have you know, I went on gonewild And didn't masturbate for 20 minutes  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I took my car on a two hour road trip And only went over 120 MPH twice

I'll have you know, I took my car on a two hour road trip And only went over 120 MPH twice  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I have over a thousand upvotes on a AMA request.

I'll have you know, I have over a thousand upvotes on a AMA request.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I hugged a big breasted girl And I only ejaculated 10 times in a row

I'll have you know I hugged a big breasted girl And I only ejaculated 10 times in a row  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, While riding the subway I sometimes display cellphones or other electronic devices.

I'll have you know, While riding the subway I sometimes display cellphones or other electronic devices.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I posted on reddit for the first time and I only checked for karma 50 times within 2 hours.

I'll have you know, I posted on reddit for the first time and I only checked for karma 50 times within 2 hours.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I went to the bathroom and only ruined three nails

I'll have you know, I went to the bathroom and only ruined three nails  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I opened a NSFW post at work today And waited 0.5 seconds to close it

I'll have you know that I opened a NSFW post at work today And waited 0.5 seconds to close it  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I beat candy crush And only spent $104 on extra lives.

I'll have you know I beat candy crush  And only spent $104 on extra lives.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I showered with my wife And only had to eat three raw potatoes

I'll have you know that I showered with my wife And only had to eat three raw potatoes  Tough Spongebob
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