Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, i broke my arm and I only cried for 3 weeks

I'll have you know, i broke my arm and I only cried for 3 weeks  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that I had the day off today And i only went on reddit 20 times

I'll have you know that I had the day off today And i only went on reddit 20 times  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, my wife went on a business trip, and I only masturbated seven times.

I'll have you know, my wife went on a business trip, and I only masturbated seven times.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know i'm on reddit at work And i don't even change tabs when my boss comes over

I'll have you know i'm on reddit at work And i don't even change tabs when my boss comes over  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I ate an apple today And I didn't wash it off first

I'll have you know I ate an apple today And I didn't wash it off first  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know I went alone and shirtless to the public pool today And I only hid under the innertube 75% of the time.

I'll have you know I went alone and shirtless to the public pool today And I only hid under the innertube 75% of the time.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that it's my cakeday And i only only begged for karma a little bit

I'll have you know that it's my cakeday And i only only begged for karma a little bit  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know, I watched Bridge to Terabithia And only cried for 25 minutes

I'll have you know, I watched Bridge to Terabithia And only cried for 25 minutes  Tough Spongebob

i'll have you know, I removed a hangnail And only lost half a piint of blood.

i'll have you know, I removed a hangnail And only lost half a piint of blood.  Tough Spongebob

I'll have you know that at grad party last night I only said congrats and good luck 64 times

I'll have you know that at grad party last night  I only said congrats and good luck 64 times  Tough Spongebob
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