Turn of the Century Doctor

Stomach hurts? Have a cigarette!

Stomach hurts? Have a cigarette!  Turn of the Century Doctor

Let me just write you a prescription for whiskey

Let me just write you a prescription for whiskey  Turn of the Century Doctor

Pregnant and have morning sickness? Cigarettes will help settle your stomach

Pregnant and have morning sickness?
 Cigarettes will help settle your stomach  Turn of the Century Doctor

you have a very minor medical problem? Some hard drugs should fix that

you have a very minor medical problem? Some hard drugs should fix that  Turn of the Century Doctor

oh, dear, your tonsils are swollen looks like it's euthanasia for you, billy

oh, dear, your tonsils are swollen looks like it's euthanasia for you, billy  Turn of the Century Doctor

Feeling a bit jittery? Try more coffee

Feeling a bit jittery? Try more coffee  Turn of the Century Doctor

Was that a cough? a little heroin will do the trick

Was that a cough? a little heroin will do the trick  Turn of the Century Doctor

Depressed? Let's induce some seizures and get you some electroshock therapy

Depressed? Let's induce some seizures and get you some electroshock therapy  Turn of the Century Doctor

you hear voices? LSD might help

you hear voices?  LSD might help  Turn of the Century Doctor

You have diabetes? Better prepare the coffin

You have diabetes? Better prepare the coffin  Turn of the Century Doctor
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