Turn of the Century Doctor

cough? better drain half your blood

cough? better drain half your blood  Turn of the Century Doctor

Looks like you have the flu leeches

Looks like you have the flu leeches  Turn of the Century Doctor

trouble staying awake during the day? a little methamphetamine should do the trick

trouble staying awake during the day? a little methamphetamine should do the trick  Turn of the Century Doctor

A scratch? you have 2 weeks to live

A scratch?
 you have 2 weeks to live  Turn of the Century Doctor

your throat appears to be swollen let me write out your school note and your heroine prescription right away

your throat appears to be swollen let me write out your school note and your heroine prescription right away  Turn of the Century Doctor

A toothache, you say? some cocaine will fix that in a jiffy.

A toothache, you say? some cocaine will fix that in a jiffy.  Turn of the Century Doctor

Looks like poison ivy we'll just amputate your arm

Looks like poison ivy we'll just amputate your arm  Turn of the Century Doctor

lets get you some heroin, and a dash of cocaine for that ear. stomach ache and your ear hurts?

 lets get you some heroin, and a dash of cocaine for that ear. stomach ache and your ear hurts?  Turn of the Century Doctor
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