Typical American Woman

laughing on the outside digestin' on the inside

laughing on the outside digestin' on the inside  Typical American Woman

Empowered by all the men who fuck me and don't call back

Empowered by all the men who fuck me and don't call back  Typical American Woman

Has a crush on a guy Then goes online and loses faith in humanity

Has a crush on a guy Then goes online and loses faith in humanity  Typical American Woman

wants spontaneous, fun guy who spoils her pussy and sticks around gets yeast infection

wants spontaneous, 
fun guy who spoils her pussy and sticks around gets yeast infection  Typical American Woman

I work hard to keep my weight down Just paid $15000 for stomach stapling

I work hard to keep my weight down Just paid $15000 for stomach stapling  Typical American Woman

You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman. ~Jane Galvin Lewis

You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.   ~Jane Galvin Lewis  Typical American Woman

I don't hate ALL women! Just the ones that don't perfectly cater to my sexual preferences.

I don't hate ALL women! Just the ones that don't perfectly cater to my sexual preferences.  Typical American Woman

What does my body size tell you about my personality? Absolutely nothing.

What does my body size tell you about my personality? Absolutely nothing.  Typical American Woman

I'll walk my dog soon i need beer, i guess

I'll walk my dog soon i need beer, i guess  Typical American Woman

big mama wants a cock stop making fun of me

big mama wants a cock stop making fun of me  Typical American Woman
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